Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair
(like Bushie!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Vee-Pee's SO excited, 'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Vee-Pee's Playhouse!
There's a crazy spin, comin' from Wingerland
(what that?)
Dirty Wolf, Pumpkinhead, and Tweety Baby are the Media Band
(yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' bitch, and some reverends who'll grant a wish - Golly, it's cuckoo at Vee-Pee's Playhouse!
Condi's lyin', Mr. Rummy's sinnin', 'cause Jacko's flyin' by (hello!)
The Insurgents are singin', the Clue Phone is ringin', and the human family goes, "Sigh!"
Mr. Mehlman's soarin', McClellen's still a snorin', there's the flashing TV Screen, Laura's so faux classy, Lynne's kinda sassy - A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Vee-Pee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!)
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'!
(Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a bunker where anything can happen - Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' - For bein' wacky!
For getting smeary!
Golly, it's FOX News!
At Vee-Pee's Playhouse!